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Ezra's Travel Diary: Ah, Venice by Ezra 08/23/10

It's like Disneyland if all the rides were churches.

Ezra's Travel Diary: Modena, Mo' Problems by Ezra 08/17/10

Out of the frying pan and into the Panzano

How To Write Like Nicholas Sparks by Alex & Ezra 02/09/10

It's not easy to write a Nicholas Sparks novel like "Dear John" or "The Notebook." It takes a ton of self control to produce something so dumb. Here are five easy rules to make your writing stupid and successful like Mr. Sparks.

Five Outright Lies From Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue" by Alex & Ezra 12/19/09

Liar liar, pantsuit on fire.

Top 5 WTF Moments In Going Rogue by Alex & Ezra 12/10/09

Sarah Palin will blow your mind with her faulty logic and her ability to connect unrelated dots.