What do you get when you take an annoying Bella clone and stuff it full of feelings and a parasitic alien? Boredom! Love triangles! Lava tubes! And further proof that Twilight wasn’t a fluke: Stephenie Meyer really can’t write.

Tanya from #92 – The Royal Wedding is back for more awesome as we introduce a new game: Fun or Not, where we weigh in on three-legged races, cooperative sandwich-making, and sexual relations with ice sculpting-bears.

Also in this episode:

• Star Wars references.
• Jokes involving genitalia.
• And lots of newspaper-based humor!