It doesn’t take much to get a book contract. Or a TV show. Or a movie deal. Or, in the case of Lauren Conrad, all three. Apparently, it mostly just takes being an idiot. But in a land where idiots write books, three heroes (and their slightly crippled, TV watching side-kick) have what it takes to stand up and take pot shots at those books from a safe distance. They attack by asking the hard questions.

• Blondes: age like wine or peak early?
• Fish food: is it human flesh?
• Bars: should they have trampolines for floors?
• and much more.

Today’s guest Jason used to have a link where he’d make fun of your friends and post it on YouTube for $5.