Look, if you’re shipwrecked on an island since childhood with just your cousin, then it’s okay to have sex, right? That’s the premise of The Blue Lagoon, the execution of one filmmaker’s cousin-fantasy. Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins are those 14-year-old cousins and they spend most of the movie naked (though they used body doubles, they swear). Despite it being a sex movie, it’s actually pretty boring. And of course, casually racist. But we find a way to enjoy talking about it because it’s wet, and for #WetMonth, that’s all we ask.

Thanks to our newest Meat Buddies Lala from Baltimore, Stacey from San Diego, and GRAY-em Mc-RAY from Palmdale, California!

GET WET STAY WET, everybody.