This is the worst book. It is about a rapist killing people. Did I mention he’s a rapist? It’s about a rapist. He’s the hero.


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  1. Cardboard Tube Knight says:

    I have found this book online and I want to read it now. It’s like an endurance test to see how far I can make it. I’m curious to see what truly horrible is like.So far I have gotten part of the way into chapter one where the author proclaims that Africa had no writing before colonization by Europe. Despite the fact that Egypt had writing thousands of years before that. And then he somehow manages to blame the slave trade partially on Arabs. Then he goes on to advocate genocide and get really sexist.Not sure what I’ve gotten into.

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  3. Adam says:

    So how many showers will I have to take after I listen to this?

  4. admiral.naismith says:

    The worst fucking book in the world. You really don’t want to read it. TURN BACK NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  5. Richard Gadsden says:

    More. More showers than you can possibly imagine.

  6. Alex Falcone says:


  7. Pere Ubu says:

    If you hated this book, you won’t like this one, either:…This guy is a co-author with John Ringo. Wheee!

  8. Cardboard Tube Knight says:

    Don’t do it bro, I’ve been trying and I think I found my limit. It’s bad on multiple levels.

  9. Engler Pascal says:

    And also a Wordsmith of the highest caliber: 😉http://forums.spacebattles….

  10. Pere Ubu says:

    Oh, my. This should be good. 😉

  11. Mike says:

    “The worst fucking book” isn’t even a metaphor.

  12. GeoffZoref says:

    From his own Amazon description:”I’m a professional author of… Well, I used to say “science fiction.” Then came There Will Be Dragons, which is sf with a distinct fantasy twist. Then came Ghost which is techno-thriller crossed with porn. Then came Princess of Wands, a Christian soccer mom battling demons through the power of God. Who knows what’s next? Children’s books? (I’ve actually got that one mapped out. You see, there’s this girl who is raised by dolphins… You think I’m joking, don’t you?)”-John RIngo

  13. Gabe says:

    #NotAllGhosts are rapists! Not Casper, not Ghost Da… oh, shit.

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