Tale as old as time, right? Well, assuming time started in 1740 when the original French story about a young woman sleeping with a giant goat dog was published. But Disney keeps going back to that well, this time with a live action remake starring single threat Emma Watson as Belle and an offputting CGI goat-dog as The Beast.

In an odd twist, everybody’s expectations reverted to the mean: we all hated or loved it less than we expected.