It turns out 8% of Rotten Tomato critics can be wrong. This is as bad of a movie as we’ve seen that didn’t start with “Twi” and end with “light.” Or star the horse faced woman. Or… well, I suppose all the movies we see are pretty bad. But this one is also bad! Episode highlights include:

• Chris didn’t watch the movie but we make him participate anyway.
• A giant, flying beaver.
• The whitest character named Ang ever.
• Lightning bonus round!
• We spoil the ending for every movie in the last 20 years.
• And much more!