Our intrepid heroes pack up all their clubbing shirts and their hair gel, and head down to the Jersey Shore. Fortunately for them (since they had to watch 9 hours of it), it turns out to be the good kind of bad. Rather than hating it, they decide to give out awards to the cast of Jersey shore for categories like

• Douchiest male in a leading role.
• Best parenting award.
• The little vocational achiever’s award.

They also joke off all over each other [Editor’s note: Really?][[Other Editor’s Note: Yes. This is a great joke.]] and play a game called “Is That A Breakup Worthy Offense?”