Two! Four! Six! Eight! What’s a show we really hate? Hellcats! Hellcats! Gooooooo to Hellcats!

After a stirring motivational speech from Alex, we take to the Internet waves ready to become champions. With the podcast championship approaching and our star guest sidelined by an injury, we’re forced to make fun of Hellcats a man short. Fortunately we have a promising young townie try out for the position by telling a story about sandwiches and hippies. While we wait for the replacement to be ready, we amuse ourselves by pitting the shallow characters of Hellcats against each other in a thrilling Race to the Bottom and have an emergency, 60-second No-Judgement Joke Off.

Hellcats isn’t just bad, it’s bad for the CW, which is saying something.