Good evening and welcome to the worst book ever written, with your host, Spineless McWhinesAlot.  That’s right, it’s the second half of Stehpenie Meyer’s “The Host” and it’s like the first part except the sappy ending you’ve been expecting for hundreds of pages actually happens in this half.

Rather than flounder around the world of science fiction alone, we called in backup from author David Barr Kirtley of The Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy on io9.  He’s a heavy hitter with a passion for the genre so we throw the dumbest questions we can think of about the dumbest book we could find.  We even convince him to write a vampire romance novel on the one condition we can raise $1 billion.

It’s been a long journey (for Wanderer and for us) but at least we’re done and we can go back to watching Jersey Shore with it’s no-host bar.