In case you haven’t seen it, Tiny House Hunters is just like regular House Hunters but smaller. A couple looks at three houses, they get a pizza and pick a house to buy, then the cameras go off and the couple gets a divorce.

Making the houses tiny adds an extra layer of silliness because it’s clear that half the couple doesn’t want to give up everything great for an over-priced apartment without running water.

Tiny houses are a lie anyway. If you want 600 square feet and no closets, we have that. It’s called an apartment. Nobody needs an apartment without running water parked in Dave’s backyard that costs $100k. It’s like tapas. It’s all fun and tiny and then you get the bill.