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David Freel plays jazz guitar
David knows how to swing. He’ll probably teach you jazz guitar if you want, but for this Meat Market entry he’s just happy to have you listen. Check out this video of his improvised song Hail Bossa and then subscribe to his YouTube channel to hear more!
The Devil’s Guide To Managing Difficult People
by Robyn Bennis
The devil—call her Dee—followed Jordan home, and decided to keep her. Now, while Dee claims to be helping get her life in order, Jordan has to live with a houseguest who complains constantly, eats all her pudding, and can incinerate her in a pillar of hellfire.
It’s super awkward.
The Guns Above
by Robyn Bennis
They say it’s not the fall that kills you.
For Josette Dupre, the Corps’ first female airship captain, it might just be a bullet in the back.
On top of patrolling the front lines, she must also contend with a crew who doubts her expertise, a new airship that is an untested deathtrap, and the foppish aristocrat Lord Bernat, a gambler and shameless flirt with the military know-how of a thimble. Bernat’s own secret assignment is to catalog her every moment of weakness and indecision.
So when the enemy makes an unprecedented move that could turn the tide of the war, can Josette deal with Bernat, rally her crew, and survive long enough to prove herself?
“Full of sass and terrific characters. Great storytelling. Loved it.” ―Patricia Briggs
Unwrap My Heart
by Alex Falcone & Ezra Fox
We wrote a book! It started as a running joke on this very podcast, but it turned into a very real novel. Unwrap My Heart is the greatest love story of all time: that of a teenage girl and a thousand-year-old rotting corpse. Okay, it sounds gross. And it is. But it’s also funny!
Buy it now in paper, digital, or audio format (narrated by podcast favorite Sarah Hatheway).
The Sea Eternal [Interactive Novel]
by Lynnea Glasser
In the enchanted underwater City of Glass, what will you sacrifice for immortality? Love, memories, freedom? Will you take freedom from others to win your heart’s desire? Dive into a world of mermaids, mermen, and other merfolk, where every character has secrets, and nothing is what it seems!
“The Sea Eternal” is an epic interactive fantasy novel by Lynnea Glasser, author of “Creatures Such as We” and “Coloratura,” winner of the 2013 Interactive Fiction Competition and numerous XYZZY awards. Your choices control the story. It’s entirely text-based–283,000 words, without graphics or sound effects–and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination. Available on Steam, Android, and iOS.
- Decide what being a hero means to you, with over 10 unique endings
- Choose your own mer-self, with multiple gender and orientation options available
- Play alongside similarly diverse characters
- Romance human visitors to the underwater city
- Earn the trust of nuanced characters
- Break their trust
- Pick up the pieces of your shattered relationships
Shade: The Dying World [Graphic Novel]
by Nathan Heigert
Nathan Heigert’s full-color, 360-page graphic novel about a band of voyagers struggling to survive on a planet that orbits a decaying star. It is a story of survival, adversity, discovery, and war.
Nathan’s been developing this story for 8 years and with the help of the Meat Market, was able to complete a Kickstarter campaign, allowing him to finally finish it and get it into people’s hands.