Holy crap, you guys.  Where did we put that continent?  We had it just a few minutes ago.  Remember, the one with the Spanish inquisition, sexually aggressive sea-weed, giant crab fights, and a Sarlacc Pit Monster?  Yeah, that one.  I think we misplaced it.

Fortunately, a group of scoundrels traveling by tramp steamer across the mid Atlantic is bound to run into it.  After they abandon ship during a hurricane only to un-adandon ship hours later.  After half the crew mutinies and then dies trying to leave the ship.  After their cargo of water-sensitive explosives gets soaking wet and doesn’t blow up.  Life is about the journey, not the destination, so that was as good as it’s gonna get.

Once the scoundrels find the lost continent, they immediately try to lose it again.  But only after a top-heavy lady helps them overthrow a 12-year-old puppet dictator.  Confused?  Me too.  It’s true what they say, they just don’t make ’em like this any more.  Why would they?

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