Once you decide to name your movie Death Bed: The Bed That Eats is that you never have to explain the premise to people. “It’s a bed, Larry. It eats. How hard is this?”

On the other hand, don’t ask anybody to explain why the bed eats people. “Because it’s evil, Larry! And hungry.”

Such is the plot of the 1977 no-budget horror film that we review in this episode. It’s as delightful and bizarre as it sounds. A series of women, many topless, lay on the bed and get sucked into the sheets and then digested by some bubbly yellow fluids. Apparently it had something to do with a demon who made the bed to be a sex bed but then accidentally killed somebody on it and his tears turn the bed evil.

There’s nobody better to talk to about a movie like this than Matt & Kseniya of the ‘zine I Love Bad Movies.