Attention nerds. Do you want to sleep with lots of women? All you have to do is dress like a dork, tell canned jokes, and lie about everything in your life. In these three easy steps, The Mystery Method will get you laid.
Remember The Game? Not the delightful Michael Douglas movie. No, not the game where if you think about it you lose. Not the rapper or the CW series or the BET show. The other The Game. The book about pickup artists scamming women at bars into sleeping with them. This is the book by the magician from that book. He calls himself Mystery and he is a terrible person.
The key to the Mystery Method is
[1] “neg” women (insult them to their face)
[2] “peacock” (dress badly)
[3] Use a TON of jargon
And most importantly,
[4] Don’t let them ever find out you’re following the Mystery Method.
If that sounds like something you’d be interested in, check out this book. But it probably doesn’t because if you’re listening to our podcast, you’re not that guy.
Alex mentioned his recent podcast appearance on Pati-oh Pati-no where he talked about this book and how he has the worst porn name.
Ezra’s “Nazi Wedding” Pinterest board should have called “Some Day Mein Fuerher Will Come.”
On a serious note, and this is NOT in defense of the Mystery book, but some guys are really shy and bad at meeting women, and do need help or advise. Obviously the way in which Mystery seems to go about teaching guys to pick up women sounds pretty twisted and sexist.However, I wouldn’t be against a legitimately good book that gives advice on how to meet and talk to women in a more respectful manner. I mean, I’m sure most guys can relate to sometimes being frustrated by not being able to meet women and all that. That can be depressing and make people feel bad about themselves, so trying to help them is admirable.The Mystery method, on the other hand, is just the rapey, creepy side of that coin.