We swore we wouldn’t read the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey. We swore we wouldn’t. Then you guys pushed and pushed and pushed and we finally gave in. And then we swore. A lot.

There are only a few things we’ve read that are worse than Twilight, but the S&M-filled bit of Twilight fan fiction certainly qualifies. In this second installment, Christian and personalityless-girl get back together. They have sex. And they fight. And then they have sex. And then they fight. Those two things happen for 10 hours of audiobook. Some minor plot things happen either while they’re having sex or while they’re fighting. And then it’s over and nobody is better off.

We take a few minutes to discuss our survival strategies for things that are this bad (it doesn’t help much) and we revisit our love for dinosaurs and things about butts.