If you like soft-core gay porn with just a hint of witchcraft, than we have got a show for you. If you don’t like either of those, watch it anyway. It’s actually pretty fun.

Dante’s Cove is a short-live LGBTQ fantasy soap opera set in a fictional seaside town. Between bouts of gay sex (are they called bouts? They’re called bouts, right?), they have to battle the city’s population of witches (witch population: 2). Sometimes people get killed, sometimes they get brought back to life, and every time they get laid.

Tanya joins us by request and is glad she did; Dante’s Cove checks all her boxes. We discuss other niche soap operas we’d like to see and what ingredients go on a penis melt.