Jean-Claude Van Damme can’t really act, it’s true. But what he can do is fan kick and do splits over the radiator and he does both to great effect in Bloodsport.

Bloodsport is the story of an American who learns martial arts as punishment for breaking into a house as a child. He goes AWOL from the military to fight in an underground Chinese fight club along with his new BFF Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds. And then he kicks lots and lots of faces. And then it’s over. Oh, and Forrest Whitaker plays a bumbling cop which is awesome.

It’s like watching a cheesy video game, and I mean that in the nicest way possible. Thanks to Christian for sponsoring it. Check out his podcast with Amanda Leinbaugh about the show Survivor.