One lucky contestant on The Bachelor gets the runner up prize of starring on the Bachelorette. And then the other way. Like a snake eating its own tail, this franchise continues on forever.

Alex limps through as the rest of the crew celebrates their feelings of love/sadness towards Jojo as she chooses between 30ish vapid Gaston’s and one villain (Chad!).

Will she find true love / permanent reality show fame? Or will she just get drunk and eat lunch meat? We won’t know since we only watched two episodes, but I guess will find out when it’s time for Bachelor in Paradise.