Everything that was good when you were a child has since been ruined. The most recent franchise to be super crappiffied is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which Michael Bay has turned into Green Transformers.
Instead of the rascals from when we were young, the turtles are now grossly muscled broy dickheads. And the plot is a mess. And the dialogue doesn’t make sense. And the voice work is phoned in. And… and… and. Basically everything that could be bad in a movie is really bad here.
I don’t know if it’s well known enough or remembered, but my friend and I were really into the show and ‘M.A.S.K.’ The source material would actually made make a good summer tentpole if done right. As for what could be poorly made into a Michael Bay movie, let’s go with…I udunno, ‘The Gummy Bears?’Glad you guys brough up the “sexy school girl” outfit. To me, it falls in the same category as “twins.” I don’t know why school girl uniforms are sexy, but the idea that bedding twins is some sort of conquest is crazy. That’s incest.I can’t go with you on the “French Maid” thing. That is hot.Also, this may blow your mind, but Bart Simpson should be 36! In 1989 he’s 10. So he’s born in 1979. So he’s 36. Lisa is 34. [explosion sound!].
So with all the LA nostalgia of 90s cartoons, how long do you think before we get a Gargoyles LA movie or something like Strawberry Shortcake? It seems like most of the LA stuff for girls is coming out of the house of Mouse, which means Princess Stuff or rather lower production cost things like Jem and the Holograms.I think Gargoyles could be fun, but def not out of the nostalgia mass-murder Michael Bay.