Are you a successful woman who has everything but a husband? Then we have a solution for you. Just join Christian Mingle and try really hard to be religious!

Well, that might not quite work out because all the men on CM are constantly giving you pop quizzes on bible verses and making you perform improvised prayers in groups. Christian Mingle(r) — Don’t fuck with us!

This low-budget straight-to-VOD release is bad and painful, but it never goes in quite the direction you expect, so that’s kinda interesting.