It’s New Year’s Eve 2011 in New York City and a mysterious infection has struck 40 or so low-level movie stars, forcing them to be in a film whose whole premise is that New Year’s Eve is super important.

The ensemble cast sleepwalks through two hours of wacky NYE plots including “future lovers stuck in elevator” and “cooks who look like they’ve never touched food before.” In the end, it’s 2012 and a real shame the world didn’t end.