If there’s one book that deserved a sequel it had to be L.A. Candy, right? Or alternatively, ANYTHING ELSE. Sadly, if Lauren Conrad keeps “writing” it, we have to keep reading it.

• Hate Shuffleboard!
• New segment: The Book Club!
• Intellectual references to Jean Baudrillard and Edward Said!
• An obscure reference to a blackface incident!
• Sexist energy drinks!
• The best way to cheat on your significant other!
• And much, much more!

Today’s guest Matt releases an EP of original music each week.