Stephanie Meyer didn’t try very hard on this book so I won’t try very hard on this summary. Basically, we shit on her new novella and along the way discuss how much fun it would be to lick-em stick-em with vampire body parts, what vampire sex is like (hint: don’t use venom as lube!), and which Twilight characters would make the best super heroes. Oh, and as a bonus, we name a listener’s baby using our patented Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.