You’ve heard rumors about it.  Perhaps you’ve even seen it yourself.  Either way, you know there’s a bad idea out there and it’s called The Human Centipede.  It’s only an hour and a half of film, but its effects will last a life time.

Set in an overly classy mountain home in Germany, The Human Centipede follows a crazy surgeon and his wacky experiment: sewing people together in order to create… a queasy feelings in the pit of the audiences stomach.  Two of our three intrepid reviewers brave the storm, while the other one abandons his post and plays video games instead.  Luckily film buff Ben Kegan joins us to balance it out.

There’s nothing you need to know about the film that the poster doesn’t tell you, as the characters are just as well developed in that single photo as in the whole 90 minute movie.  And it’s so gross, we can’t even talk about it without hitting the fast forward button on our brains. Epic errors in judgment on today’s episode of Read it and Weep!

Some teaser quotes:

“Let’s talk about the spice mines of Kessel.”

“If the only reason he liked you was he thought he could sew you to some other people, he’s not really your friend.”

Also, check out the episode of the web series “Duder” that Ben directed. It’s funny and there’s absolutely no surgery.