Once in a generation there comes a Twilight knock-off that nearly matches the bland, annoying spirit of the original. Congrats, Evermore. You’re almost as bad as the book you’re ripping off.

Due to a technicality in the Read it and Weep by-laws, Ezra is forced to only compliment this book and swallow his hates. Will he explode under the pressure? Tune in to find out!

Joining the team is Carrie Iwan of Skepchick, bringing her incomparable wit and intelligence to a book that clearly does not deserve it.

Highlights of the episode include:

• A discussion of Vitamin Water product placements.
• Cake-xting, the new crazy where you text pictures of cake to potential romantic partners.
• Adding onto the list of things vampires can do well.
• The next sexy supernatural creature? Minotaurs!
• And much, much more!