We all know The Rock reaches high heights. but just because you can physically jump all the way from that tower crane to the tower, that doesn’t mean you you should. You might land the jump, but be worse for wear afterwards. That’s what happens here. It turns out the rock isn’t quite strong enough or fast enough or charming enough to save a really boring script from working. This is a movie about a really tall tower and The Rock, and I thought that would be enough for me, but it turns out I’m starting to demand a little bit more. It’s okay, and it’s better than if The Rock wasn’t in it, but this #TheRocktober just tipped over at the end.

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