#472: Paddington (2014)
Dogs must be carried.
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#471: Home Alone (1990)
A boy assaults two men who are just doing their job.
#470: Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas (2014)
Kirk can’t even save himself from Rotten Tomatoes, how can he save Christmas?
#469: Austin Powers (1996) FIXED
Ruining movies from our childhood is our bag, baby.
#468: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
George Lazenby’s 15 minutes.
#467: Dr. No (1962)
More like Dr. No Hands, amiright! (this joke is not offensive to people without hands.)
#466: GoldenEye (1995)
Get tanked in Russia.
#465: Skyscraper (2018)
A towering monument to mediocrity.
#464: Central Intelligence (2016)
Making a movie takes very little plot and a big budget.
#463: Rampage (2018)
The Rock punches above his weight.