Alex Falcone – Page 22 – Read it and Weep

#462: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

Good use of The Rock.

To not smile during this movie would be inconceivable.

If you liked the unicorn book, turn to page three. If you liked the ant book, you’re a weirdo.

Get into the cul-de-sac and and get into dads.

I feel tingly, but mostly out of embarrassment.

A haunted episode. No refunds.

The romantic tale of an inter-species child bride.

You suck, my Battleship.

You don’t fly, you don’t fight, you don’t crow.

This movie blows bubbles.