Alex Falcone – Page 62 – Read it and Weep

RiaW #62: Hellcats Episodes 1 and 2 Reviewed

We put ourselves in television Purr-gatory.

There’s a new crop of Florida oranges.

She sells slut shells, down be the sea shore.

Founders Keepers, Readers Weepers.

Bend it (the truth) like Glenn Beck’em.

Glenn Beck, you make a better doorstop than an Overton Window.

Julia Roberts’s gigantic mouth is weird to look at, but it’s good at three things…

Falling in love is so hard on my ears.

It’s not in vain, but she’s definitely taking God’s name in boredom.

Drink, Curse, Screw