Alex Falcone – Page 64 – Read it and Weep

RiaW #42: The Keanu Reeves Film Festival

You whoa-n’t regret it.

Galt, Interrupted.

Planes, Trains, and People Who Don’t Feel

Capitalism’s A Bitch

Written by the Little Ayn-gine that couldn’t.

Pithy like candy, unbearable like LA.

Taste the bimbo.

You’re late, you’re late– for a very imperfect remake!

Will somebody please give him back his lightning so he’ll stop making crappy movies?

Percy Jackson and the Olympians compete in the sport of boring us to tears. And they win gold!