Alex Falcone – Page 65 – Read it and Weep

RiaW #32: The Lightning Thief Review – Part 1 of 2

The almighty Zeus sent this book to torment us.

Psst… the secret is that it’s a terrible book.

Dear Sony Pictures, Shove Your Stupid Movie Up Your Ass

Dear John? Dear God.

Dear Nicholas Sparks, Stop Writing Books

In the movie, and in his career, Kirk Cameron got left behind.

Tim And Jerry B. can shove this book right up their behinds.

To enjoy this book, your common sense must be Left Behind.

This movie had our name written all over it.

The man is holding you down, but it’s for the good of the country.