In the early 2000s, the WB finally answered the question, “What would Superman be like as an annoying teenager?” They gave us Smallville, the overwrought but not entirely un-fun comic book soap opera starring Tom Welling and a variety of colorful rocks.
Little baby Superman goes through such troubling events as football tryouts, asking girls out, getting a motorcycle, and talking ACTUALLY SANTA CLAUSE out of suicide. All this makes Tanya very angry, while Ezra only liked it when it was silly. But at least we get both opinions on this Superhost episode.
Thanks to Meryl, the Meat Buddy who controls the weather, for sponsoring this as a gift to her friend Alex. Sorry to Friend Alex that we didn’t love Smallville it as much as you do.
That a chunk of Krypton fell on Lana’s parent’s car is the most maddening part of this show. I mean, Krypton is not in our solar system; the nearest star–Alpha Centauri–is four light years away. Alpha Centauri is not known to have a solar system, but even if we assume that Krypton was four light years away, it would take meteor, even if the explosion execrated it to a percentage of the speed of light, it would still take decades if not centuries for a rock from another plant to reach us.More realistically, b/c the above is the BEST case scenario, it would take chunks of an exoplanet millions of years to come near the Earth.
ACTUALLY A TIM ALLEN MOVIE