Just look at her mask. You see how crappy that is? How it’s weird and you’re not sure why anybody thought it was a good idea? That’s the whole movie right there.

In 2004, the woman of cat was split off from the Batman franchise, hoping to start a girl-kicking-ass super hero series of it’s own. The only thing that got in the way was dreadful screen writing, stupid jokes, a nonsensical plot, bad acting, a confusing back story, a boring love interest, cheap looking CG, unlikable characters, a lack of onscreen chemistry, and a ridiculous villain. And probably a few other things.

Fortunately we skewer this movie and answer some big questions: Would cat zombies still be cute? Yes. What sport would be the cutest for cats to play? Rugby. Is Chris racist? Probably.