Be prepared to meet the coolest dog ever. He drives boats. He breaks up smuggling rings. He orders hot dogs for hobos for crying out loud. This dog is perfect.

Sadly, the plot and the rest of the cast are just not up to Cool Dog’s standards. There’s an evil step mother, a stupid bully, and a sea monster-esque landlady. They all suck, especially compared to Cool Dog.

Thanks so much to the Denver Comedy Co-op’s podcast, The First World Privilege Hour for sponsoring this episode and having great taste in bad movies.

Joining us is comedian Anthony Lopez, who is freaking awesome.