And with that, it’s over. Twilight is over. Unless Stephanie Meyer writes more books, which she’s threatened, but WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!

Breaking Dawn doesn’t end with a climax, like a normal book would. Instead, some tense negotiations lead to everybody getting what they want. Yay! The Twilight series is like March. It comes in like a sad lion at the zoo and goes out like a sad lion at a zoo.

In other news, Bella has a baby and they’re both allowed to live (?) which means she’s super happy and nobody in the story has grown or changed except Charlie’s mustache which has grown a bit but was trimmed back to avoid it changing. GOD I HATE THIS SERIES.

Twilight, it is with that I say to you, goodbye, good riddance, R.I.P., and yuck.