What does a girl want? Love? Happiness? To have fun? To be covered in little bits of ribbon? To be hugely disrespectful of another country’s culture? To date Colin Firth? Well, that one’s probably real, even though this movie takes that to a weird extreme by making Mr. Firth her dad.

Amanda Bynes stars as a shitty American kid who seeks out her estranged father, the rich and handsome Lord Dashwood (Colin Firth). They hit it off and while she batters British culture with a billy club. Everything works out and Colin gets back together with Amanda’s mom despite 17 years of growing apart.