Captain Jack Sparrow is back on the high seas with more elaborate set pieces, sexual innuendo, and a drinking problem that is getting less charming and more seriously worrisome. In Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Deadmen Tell No Tales, a zombie franchise stumbles through a convoluted story about pirate ghosts and Greek gods. It’s not great, but it’s also still kinda fun and definitely better than the last two, so set your expectations accordingly and you may be entertained.

Also this week we dove into #WetMonth with a very special panel discussion of News of Wetness about Shark Week, Will Smith’s heirs, and the moon!

Thanks to our newest Meat Buddies Heidi Fiedler, Megan from Kansas City, and Clare from Windsor, CT!

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