Okay, I know this isn’t a Grizzmass episode. But it is the top voted on topic by the Meat Buddies and it just narrowly missed Wet Month and The Rocktober, so somehow it snuck into the month holiday month anyway.

And it kindof is a holiday, or at least a vacation from using your brain. In this weirdo remake, The Rock is a lifeguard who thinks he’s a spy or cop, and uses the power of his smile and homophobic jokes to stop a drug smuggler on the beach. All while Zac Efron and a Josh Gad-type sexually harass women in impractical swimwear.

And remember, you can support our show this Grizzmass by buying our novel, Unwrap My Heart, as a gift or by using Aminazon.com when you shop!