Beaten into submission by this sugary wasteland, the boys try their best to finish the book while holding onto their dignity, sanity, and non-valley girl accents. Will Jane and Jesse be 2gthr 4vr? Will Jane and Scar be BFFs again? And OMG, does Madison have a blackmailer? LOL with them before crying when you realize that this book was a New York Times best-seller.

Highlights:

• Settlers of Hate-tan!
• New segment: “Ask a Woman!”
• Using sex to train idiots!
• Cheating on your BFF with a BFFN!
• Blackmailers who don’t know about puberty!
• The acoustics of smothering!
• And much, much more!

Today’s guest Lisa wants a job in New York taking care of kids. Contact us if you want to make that happen.