Truancy! Drug use! Nudity kinda! If these things are shocking to you, then prepare to have your mind blown by Skins. If, however, you’ve seen any other movie or TV show about teens ever, including the original UK version of Skins, then prepare to drop your jaw and yawn slightly.

The main characters are either so smug you want to punch them in their acne-free faces, or so poorly defined that you can’t remember whether you hate them or not.

Luckily, we have help from a real live Brit! The sparkling, brilliant, and accented Kyra from FerretBrain.com classes up the podcast with a brilliant discussion of zombie kids getting into all sorts of shenanigans. You won’t want to miss it! Unless of course, your loved ones were recently turned into zombies, in which case this is probably too soon.

We’re also unveiling our latest attempts at internet fame!

First, we have an epic video on the origins of Twilight’s crappiness narrated by Sarah Wendell, famed romance expert. Enjoy.

Second, we’re offering you a chance to have a guest spot on the podcast and go on a date with Chris. You’re welcome.