Evermore: in with a whimper, out with a whine. We finally discover that Damen is actually (gasp) an immortal, and sadly, not a Minotaur. He’s also 600 years old and hitting on high school girls. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

In other news, Ezra powers through a record number of compliments, we delve deeply into the mythology of Care Bears, and there’s a drunk eight-week-old kitten.

Skepchick’s Carrie Iwan returns to finish out the book, which apparently is part of a 10-book series. Please, please don’t make us read any more.

Assorted references:

• Die Hard
• Schrodinger’s cat
• Communism
• And much, much more!