The first half of this book was mostly boring and dumb, but in the second part, L. Ron decides to go full-on gross. No joke, Dianetics is almost entirely about abortion. It’s messed up.

We do our best to fight through Hubbard’s disgusting imagination by… totally giving in to it. We introduce our new breakout character The Incautious Vulva and our new national pastime Zygote Boxing.